Sunday, June 8, 2014

How Scarlett Johansson ruined our lives. Or something similar.

We’ve been getting this question a lot lately: “Have you picked a name yet for the baby?”

The answer is yes.

As a matter of fact, we had the name picked nearly 8 years ago when we first got married and talked about the idea of kids and what we would name them. We immediately agreed on a girl’s name and have kept it secret not knowing if we would ever be able to use it. Well, in less than two months we will get to use it.

Once it was confirmed our bundle of joy would be female (and I relegated the matching “Little Woody” Father and Son t-shirts, hats, and other awesome apparel I had made to the attic) we again agreed on the same name we had chosen so long ago. Even stranger, it was confirmed that this was the name when not one, not two, but three separate people in our families had premonitions and suggested the name to us as their favorite. 

Cute story, right? So what does this have to do with Scarlett Johansson?

Well, we have been nervous sharing the name of our baby girl because people react in funny ways when you talk about naming a child. Reactions range from disgust or disbelief, or even more often are met with a name suggestion that is equally unbelievable to us. After all, this is our child not an obscure location or noun. Essentially we just decided to dodge the conversation as long as possible.

For the past 8 months we were having pretty good success - until this weekend. Saturday we decided to go on a date to see a movie, which is something we haven’t done in months and we knew we won’t do again for…years? The first preview that pulled up was some ridiculous alien action movie starring Kelly’s absolute least favorite actress in all of history, the mildly talented Scarlett Johansson. At the end of said preview in big bold letters - and with the signature echo that only a movie preview voice can make - rang out our sweet baby’s name:

LUCY

Bursting into laughter is my common response to such things, and that was the tactic I took. Kelly was walking the fine line between anger and full on rage. Why couldn't the movie plot be better? Or the starring actress be someone less polarizing like Anne Hathaway or Amy Adams? Nope. Scarlett Johansson will be LUCY (coming in August to a theater near you).  Also debuting in August will be our little girl. We will affectionately call her ScarJo… I mean Lucy.

2 comments:

Alicia said...

I love Lucy and her name! I remember Kelly telling me YEARS ago that she loved that name. I am sloop glad that you get to use it!!!

Lissy said...

No worries - the movie will quickly be forgotten. We had Lily's name picked out about that long before she was born too! I don't think it would even matter much if you named your child after someone you didn't like - once she is born you will only have affection for her and her name :)