My wife has been globetrotting more than those guys from Harlem lately. Where has she been, you ask? Well, thanks to an international cell-phone, I'll let her text messages do the talking...
Date: Sunday November 27th, 2011 1:30pm PST
Kelly Text: "Boarding flight to Atlanta. The big guy sitting next to me is a serious mouth breather. This is going to be a long fight..." (Okay, I made that first one up, but the flight from SD to ATL really did happen.)
Date: Sunday November 27th, 2011 6:30pm PST
Kelly Text: "Made to Atlanta. Talk to you across the pond."
Date: Monday November 28th, 2011 5:30am PST
Kelly Text: "Pip pip cheerio!! Made it to foggy London."
Date: Monday November 28th, 2011 10:40am PST
Kelly Text: "Leaving London now, I will text you when I get to Kenya if I can."
Date: Monday November 28th, 2011 7:09pm PST
Kelly Text: "Nairobi, Kenya! Now on to Bangui, Central African Republic."
Date: Monday November 28th, 2011 7:12pm PST
Kelly Text: "Blerg! It s 6:12am here right now. Time to sleep!"
Date: Friday December 2nd, 2011 9:28pm PST
Kelly Text [After a week in Bangui, CAR]: "In Paris! You up?"
Date: Sunday December 4th, 2011 9:44am PST
Kelly Text [After another lay-over in Kenya]: "Just got to Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso! Tell everyone at church 'Hi' for me."
Ooops, forgot to do that... sorry everyone at church.
2 comments:
Umm...does your wife deal in the illegal arms trade? If so, can she hook me up with something off the books?
Well, I could tell you, Todd...but then I would have to kill you. Okay, just kidding- I am an international arms dealer, naturally!
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