I have a confession to make-
After years and years of avoidance I have been sucked in...to the BACHELORETTE!! Why, you ask, did this obsession suddenly hit me in my {early??} twenties with nary a warning!?!
It's actually because of just one person:
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| Bentley as he pretends to care for Ashley's feelings |
So, after Bentley sucked me in with all of the charm of that d-bag in the Singles Ward {oh, you know the guy! the one who is 43, divorced, and only dates 19-year-old blondes with fake boobs?!?}
I couldn't resist!
I couldn't resist!
So, this brings me back to the title of this post. This is a sort of Bachelorette Multiple Choice game for your day:
Please match the following men to their occupations:
1. Student/Winemaker
2. Super Greek Foodie
3. Professional Tennis Player
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| SUITOR A |
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| SUITOR B. |
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| SUITOR C. |
Yeah, you CAN'T TELL!!!
Don't try to play it off like you can- it's okay! No one can!
{Answer Below}
{Answer Below}
Why??
Because Ben F. {which why, by the way, does he have to carry around the monniker of "F." now that Ben C. has been eliminated??} Constantine, and Rafa Nadal all look IDENTICALLY dirty, unshowered, and disgusting. Like a trifecta of unwashed vermin.
So, there you have it folks, the guys who look great on the outside{Bentley} are the problem, and the nastified, grungy ones {Constantine and Ben F.} can actually be quite sweet.
Another life lesson taken straight from Reality TV!
***Answer Key***
Suitor A. Is Rafa Nadal, a professional tennis player from Spain
Suitor B. is Ben Flajnik, a winemaker who currently lives in San Diego
Suitor C. is Constantine Tzortzis, a restaurateur from Georgia.
***Answer Key***
Suitor A. Is Rafa Nadal, a professional tennis player from Spain
Suitor B. is Ben Flajnik, a winemaker who currently lives in San Diego
Suitor C. is Constantine Tzortzis, a restaurateur from Georgia.
3 comments:
I KNOW! How can that guy be so awful?!?! More importantly...how can that she be so stupid?
Woody, don't judge me for liking this show.
unfortunately i knew all of the answers, but do think it is weird twins were allowed on the show! haha. poor Constantine must of got hit with the uglier stick when he was born though...
kelly!!! i too have just recently been sucked in! it started with watching the last 4 episodes of the bachelor last season, and now i am counting down the days between episodes. because of the time difference i have to wait until tuesday, but it is totally worth the wait!
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